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 Post subject: Jeff Dunham
PostPosted: Nov Tue 25, 2008 12:36 pm 
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Now that Christmas special was pretty humorous :lol:

Achmed's christmas songs were the best.

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SILENCE!!! night :lol: :lol:


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Jingle Bombs:



Dashing through the sand
with a bomb strapped to my back.
I have a nasty plan
for Christmas in Iraq.

I got through checkpoint A,
but not through checkpoint B.
That’s when I got shot in the ass
by the US Military…

[it’s not funny!]

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Mine blew up you see.
Where are all the virgins
that Bin Laden promised me?

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
U.S. soldiers shot me dead.
The only thing that I have left
is this towel up on my head.

I used to be a man,
but every time I cough,
thanks to Uncle Sam,
my nuts keep falling off.

My bombing days are done.
I need to find some work.
Perhaps it would be much safer
as a convenient store night clerk.

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
I think I got screwed.
Don’t laugh at me because I’m dead
or I’ll kill you…

I KILL YOUOUOU!

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I freaking couldn't stop laughing watching the special! I watched it again with Dave when he got home from traveling and laughed just as hard! My sister in law wanted gift ideas and I told her I wanted that dvd :P

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Not as funny as the Comedy Central one but still a rib tickler...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wskT6YfVB6E

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