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Maliboost
PostPosted: Mar Tue 06, 2007 6:18 pm 
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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan


What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.


What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag


Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.


What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts


Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.


What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.


What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities.


What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
10 years and 45 lbs


What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes


What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you


What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.


What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"


Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Mace will do that to you.


Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ?
Everyone has the same DNA.


Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.


Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.


Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.


Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a blond baby?
They named him "Sum Ting Wong".


What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.


What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe".


What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time ..." -A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit....


Why is there no Disneyland in China?
No one's tall enough to go on the good rides



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Did I make up for my Thermometer joke???

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You were doing good till I got all the way down to the third one.

:shock: :twisted:

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Come on Jim, if you cant laugh @ yourself everyonce in a while, your skull cap is on a little too tight.

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Maliboost wrote:
Come on Jim, if you cant laugh @ yourself everyonce in a while, your skull cap is on a little too tight.
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I sort of resemble that remark!!! :D

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Anyone that races a Van has got to wear a skull cap.

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Maliboost wrote:
Anyone that races a Van has got to wear a skull cap.

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I got to keep things in their place.

(something about that hole in your head Quote) :D

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