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I checked with Kevin...It's ok to post on weekends! Where is every body?
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?


A stick.

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?


Frostbite.

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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?


A nervous wreck.

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What do you call a dog with no legs?


It doesn't matter...he won't come anyway.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs?


Right where you left him.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils?


Because they have big fingers.








I'll bet Biggs knew that! :lol:

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What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall?


Damn!

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Why don't blind people go sky diving?


Because it scares the hell out of the dog.

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What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?


A bad golfer goes, whack, damn. a bad skydiver goes damn, whack.

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Hummmm....there's no difference in Dark Blue and Indigo ! Image

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How do you catch a unique rabbit?


Unique up on it.

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How do you catch a tame rabbit?


Tame way, unique up on it.

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What goes clop, clop, clop, bang,bang,clop clop clop?


An amish drive-by shooting

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How are a texas tornado and a tennessee divorce the same?


Somebody's gonna lose a trailer.

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