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Paddy drops by on Mike who has broken his ankle.
Mike: "Paddy would you mind going upstairs to get me slippers, my toes
are getting cold."
Paddy: "No, no, not at all Mike. I'll do that roight now"
At the top of the stair,Paddy sees Mike's two gorgeous twin daughters
sitting on the bed in theirroom."
Paddy: "How're ya doin girls?"
Girls: "Grand, grand. What're ya doin up here? Da's downstairs."
Paddy: "Your da has sent me up to shag yus both."
Girls: "Eff off,"Da would never do that!!"
Paddy: "He would and I can prove it."
Girls: "Prove it then."
Paddy shouts downstairs to Mike.
"Mike, just one or the both of them?"
Mike: "The both of them ya eejut. What's the use of feckin one?"
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Dick MacKenzie
''Life's tough......it's even tougher if you're stupid.'' -- John Wayne
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