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Author:  GEARJAMMER EXPRESS [ Feb Tue 20, 2007 10:01 am ]
Post subject:  A Trucker and a Blonde
As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out
of her car,runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker
lowers the window,and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are
losing some of your load."

The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck
stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of
her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the
window.
As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly,"Hi my name is
Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the
street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of
breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up,knocks on the truck
door. The trucker rolls down the window. Again she says " Hi, my name is
Heather,and you are losing some of your load!"

When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next
light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and
runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and after she lowers
it,he says... "Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in Illinois and I'm
driving the SALT TRUCK!"
Author:  underdog [ Feb Tue 20, 2007 10:09 am ]
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:lol:
Author:  bbnova [ Feb Tue 20, 2007 11:22 am ]
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:lol: :lol:
Author:  Keith Seymore [ Feb Tue 20, 2007 5:36 pm ]
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Why was Kevin driving the salt truck?



...besides, he lives in Michigan....

:?: :?:
Author:  bbnova [ Feb Tue 20, 2007 8:05 pm ]
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I moon light to support my drag racing habit.... :lol:
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