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Three women, two younger, one a senior citizen were sitting naked in a sauna
Suddenly there was a beeping sound. One young woman pressed her forearm and
the beep stopped.

The others looked at her questioningly. "That was my pager", she said. "I
have a microchip under the skin of my arm."



A few minutes later, a phone rang. The 2nd young woman lifted her palm to
her ear. When she finished, she explained, "That was my mobile phone. I
have a microchip in my hand."



The older woman felt very low tech. Not to be outdone, she decided she had
to do something just as impressive.

She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. She returned with a
piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end. The others raised their
eyebrows and stared at her. The older woman finally said.................

"Well, will you look at that. . . . I'm gettiing a fax!!!!

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JPR Racing
http://jprmotorsports.blogspot.com
1972 Nova
460 C.I. 10.83 NA @ 122.98
1/8 Mile 6.841@ 100.65

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Kevin Parent