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| Author: | bfnjz52 [ Sep Fri 01, 2006 12:53 pm ] |
| Post subject: | 13 Reasons to Smile! |
13 Reasons to Smile! - Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Marriage changes passion. - Suddenly you're in bed with a relative. - I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. - So I said "Implants?" She hit me. - How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty for Miss America? - A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Wow...that was fun!" - I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place! - When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk." - Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference. - Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN !! - Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison? - Wouldn't you know it...Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever. - Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed outside? - Bumper sticker of the year: "If you can read this, thank a teacher -and, since it's in English, thank a soldier" - And remember: life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes. |
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| Author: | RICK MILLER [ Sep Fri 01, 2006 1:02 pm ] |
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Things that make ya say Hmmmm................... |
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