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| Author: | GEARJAMMER EXPRESS [ Jul Thu 06, 2006 9:23 am ] |
| Post subject: | Blonde Joke of the day |
I really don't like blonde jokes -- so just pretend it says joke --- BLONDE JOKE Yesterday I was having some work done at the car dealer. A blonde woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. They all looked at each other, and the Mechanic asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there." The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there." Click here to learn the identity of the mysterious 710: http://mademelaugh.com/gfx/710.jpg |
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| Author: | underdog [ Jul Thu 06, 2006 9:31 am ] |
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| Author: | racefan2006 [ Jul Thu 06, 2006 10:28 am ] |
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CUTE, very cute, hee hee..... |
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| Author: | RICK MILLER [ Jul Thu 06, 2006 1:37 pm ] |
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| I think she's been here!
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| Author: | bfnjz52 [ Jul Thu 06, 2006 2:39 pm ] |
| Post subject: | The rest of the story..... |
A pretty young blond was driving along one day. she happened to be exceeding the speed limit a mite! A rookie cop stopped her and asked for her license and registration. Blond: "I don't have a license and the car is stolen". The rookie, not knowing what to do called his supervisor. The supervisor agreed to come to the traffic stop right away. Supervisor: "Mam, may I see your license and registration"? Blond: "Certainly officer, here" she said as she handed the documents to the sargent. Supervisor: "But mam, this young officer said you told him you have no license and the car is stolen". Blond: "I'll bet that SOB said I was speeding too, didn't he"? |
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| Author: | racefan2006 [ Jul Thu 06, 2006 2:45 pm ] |
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I have seen this joke before, except it was an old lady, not a blonde, hee hee........ |
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