I giggled.....
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| Author: | 7DMACH1 [ Aug Thu 25, 2005 9:53 am ] |
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A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?" (you're gonna love this) (its a real treat) The bank manager looks back at her and says... "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone." (You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........) Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!!! Have a lovely day !!!!! |
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| Author: | bbnova [ Aug Thu 25, 2005 10:09 am ] |
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I giggled.....
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| Author: | underdog [ Aug Thu 25, 2005 10:24 am ] |
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I went 
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| Author: | REDGAR [ Aug Thu 25, 2005 11:19 am ] |
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| Author: | bbnova [ Aug Thu 25, 2005 11:46 am ] |
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Sorry Dogg, your outvoted....
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| Author: | mich6212 [ Aug Fri 26, 2005 6:23 am ] |
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i did too, i am big enough to admit it.
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| Author: | 7DMACH1 [ Aug Fri 26, 2005 9:23 am ] |
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good clean family fun!!!!!
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| Author: | kickin_astro [ Aug Fri 26, 2005 12:23 pm ] |
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Where do you come up with all of these Ray??? |
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| Author: | 7DMACH1 [ Aug Fri 26, 2005 12:25 pm ] |
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People email me stuff all the time. |
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| Author: | bbnova [ Aug Fri 26, 2005 12:29 pm ] |
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You should try getting some work done.....
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| Author: | 7DMACH1 [ Aug Fri 26, 2005 12:35 pm ] |
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Then I wouldn't feel guilty getting my pay check!!!! 
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| Author: | bbnova [ Aug Fri 26, 2005 12:39 pm ] |
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| Author: | jwnova [ Aug Fri 26, 2005 6:26 pm ] |
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