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PostPosted: Aug Fri 05, 2011 11:24 am 
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So....There's this really cool guy named Kevin (we all know that's a hypothetical situation) :mrgreen: , AND a lawyer and Kevin are sitting next to each other on a long flight.

The lawyer is thinking that Kevin is so dumb that he could get one over on them easily.

So, the lawyer asks if Kevin would like to play a fun game.

Kevin is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks.

The lawyer persists, saying that the game is a lot of fun... "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5.00. Then you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00," he says.

This catches Kevin's attention and, to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon?"

Kevin doesn't say a word, but reaches into his pocket, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.

Now, it's Kevin's turn. He asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?"

The lawyer uses his laptop to search all references he can find on the Net.

He sends E-mails to all the smart friends he knows; all to no avail. After an hour of searching, he finally gives up.

He wakes Kevin and hands him $500.00. Kevin pockets the $500.00 and goes right back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes Kevin and asks, "Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?"

Kevin reaches into his pocket, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.

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PostPosted: Aug Fri 05, 2011 12:56 pm 
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