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Maria had just gotten married, And being a good Italian she was still
a virgin. On her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was
very nervous.
Her mother reassured her;
" Don't worry,Maria, Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he will take care
of you"
" Meanwhile, I'll be making pasta"
So up she went. When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and
exposed his hairy chest. Maria ran down stairs to her mother and says, "
Mama, Mama, Tony's got a hairy chest"
" Don't worry Maria," says the mother. " All good men have hairy chests.
Go upstairs, He'll take good care of you"
So up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom,Tony took off his
pants exposing his hairy legs. Again Maria ran downstairs to her
mother. "Mama, Mama, Tony took off his pants and he's got hairy legs."
"Don't worry! All good men have hairy legs, Tony's a good man, go
upstairs and he will take good care of you"
So, up she went again. When she got there, Tony took off his socks and on
his left foot he was missing three toes. When Maria saw this she ran
downstairs again. "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a foot and a half !
Mama said, "Stay here and stir the pasta"
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Dick MacKenzie
''Life's tough......it's even tougher if you're stupid.'' -- John Wayne
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