Jeff Gordon Fires His Pit Crew....
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This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of the
government's scheme to employ Harlem youngsters.
The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on
how unemployed youths from Harlem were able to remove a set of
wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas
Gordon's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of
dollars worth of high tech equipment.
It was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Gordon's
management team as most races are won or lost in the pits.
However, Gordon got more than he bargained for.
At the crew's first practice session, not only was the inexperienced crew
able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds
they had re-sprayed, re-badged, and sold the car to Dale Jr. for 10 cases
of Bud, a bag of weed, and some photos of Jeff Gordon's wife in the
shower.
