JerzeyGirl wrote:
Monty for President in 2008
Some people say I got a knack for lying. If that’s true I will be an excellent politician...
I promise to uphold my lies at any expense!
I promise to blind side you with tax cuts that will cost the middle class money!
I promise to never admit I’m wrong!
I promise to shred every piece of evidence that may hold me accountable for my actions!
I promise to put out false alerts!
I promise to use God's name for my good doings!
I promise to tell people what they want to hear!
I promise to forget about those who were responsible for 9/11 and redirect attention to the democracy of another country!
I promise to make money for my personal companies!
I promise to use my brother’s powers when I need his help!
I promise I will finish off what my daddy didn't want to finish!
I promise to butt into everyone's business and tell them how they should live while you are suffering the price of unemployment!
I promise to cost you, the American people, 10 trillion dollars for my own personal cause!
I promise to exhaust every dime of social security!
I promise to make gay marriage a top priority and forget about the 17,000 people who kill each other on our own street every year!
I promise to make pre-birth abortion illegal until the 72 trimester!
I promise to play on your every fear!
Vote for Monty Mikho in '08!!!