I went out for a cold one and ended up with a woman at a club last night.
She looked OK for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and
I found myself thinking that she probably had a hot daughter. We drank
a bit, and had a bit of a snuggle, and she asked if I'd ever had a
Sportsman's Double.
"What's that?" I asked.
"It's a mother and daughter threesome," she said.
I said, "No, but I would sure like to . . . ," excitedly.
We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was "my lucky night . . ."
and we went back to her place.
She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs, "Mom, you still awake . . . ?"
