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 Post subject: It's St. Pat's Day!
PostPosted: Mar Tue 17, 2009 6:02 pm 
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An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road. :beer

A cop pulls him over.

" So" says the cop to the driver, "where have ya been"? :x

"Why, I've been to the pub of course," slurs the drunk. :smoke:

"Well", says the cop," It looks like you had quite a few drinks this evening." :beer:

"I did all right ", the drunk says with a smile. :D

"Did you know", says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms across his chest, that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?" :shock:

"Oh, thank heavens." sighs the drunk. "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf." :lol: :lol:

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A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth,sits down, but says nothing.

The priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the drunk continues to sit there.

Finally, the priest pounds three times on the wall.

The drunk mumbles," ain't no use knocking, there's no paper on this side either !"

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LMFAO!!!

I like the second one...... :lol: :lol: :lol:

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