This is the story of "OLD JOE".
Old Joe moved to a nursing home at the age of 95. After about a month,
one of Joe's aides discovered that after lunch every day Joe would go
outside on the patio and sit on a bench and stare at the ground with his
head in his hands until dinner time.
One day, along came a resident named Mildred ( 80 years old ) who
noticed Joe just sitting there. Mildred asked Joe what he was thinking
about.
"Oh, I'm just thinking about the old days and about all the good and bad
times I've had over the years" he said.
Mildred asked Joe what he missed the most.
Joe replied " The Sex".
"You are way to old to have sex"! said Mildred.
Joe remarked " If I could only get a woman to hold my member I would
feel much better".
"Just hold it and nothing else ?" asked Mildred.
"Yup " said Joe.
"Well I think I could do that for you". she said.
Joe took out his member and gently placed it in Mildred's hand. This went
on for about a month. Every day after lunch there would be Joe & Mildred
with Joe's member in Mildred's hand.
Then one day Mildred went to meet Joe after lunch only to discover that
Joe wasn't there. Fearing the worst, she asked around if anyone had seen
him. Everybody said that they hadn't. She then heard some one talking
around the corner in the garden. She went to investigate and discovered
"OLD JOE" with his member in Maggies hand. (Maggie was 75). Joe was
wearing a grin from ear to ear. He looked up at Mildred and she yelled.
"Joe, what does she have that I don't "?
Joe replied " PARKINSONS"
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