You need to talk beer with Jacob.
watch.
jacob.....everyone is switching to Cass beer. it's Korean. It doesnt give you a hangover like the beer company you work for does. We all are. The entire nation. Your beer sucks. I once had a can and then I threw up, so ALL of your beer sucks and I would never buy it again unless they made a beer that didnt suck.
Therefore you are losing your job tomorrow, all of your friends and family will be fired due to plant closings as well. It's also put the entire nations economy in the shitter directly, but we dont care, because we now dont get hangovers from your shitty beer.
that's pretty much what you just said, but with beer. lol

I hope you see the comedy i did in writing this. It wasnt meant as a slam, I just know you like beer and work for a beer company
