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underdog
 Post subject: Thursday Morning Funny
PostPosted: Mar Thu 01, 2007 7:33 am 
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A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the
bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard
coming from the bathroom.

A few minutes after that, another loud scream echo's through the bar.
The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate what the drunk is
screaming about.

The bartender yells, "What's all the screaming about in there? You're
scaring my customers!"

The drunk responds, "I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every
time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of
my balls."

The bartender opens the door and looks in.

You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!

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:lol:

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:lol: :lol: Ouch...

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Maliboost
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I hate it when that happens. LOL.

Happy thursday folks. I need some coffee, be back in a few.

Bob

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underdog
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You get lost Bob?

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Maliboost
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Yep, but now Im found.

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